Tips for a candidate
- Learn how to say “good evening” in 12 major dialects.
- When shaking hands, look at the other fellow’s face.
- Don’t clean your hands in public after working the crowd.
- Learn at least three popular songs.
- Carry a camera, have as many shots
with admirers taken and send them copies. - Hire a movie star to endorse you.
- Never turn down a request for a funeral contribution.
- Remember faces.
- Don’t shake hands with your driver or bodyguard.
