Sunday, October 26, 2008

A forwarded text joke

Sa isang simbahan...

Killer: Father, mangungumpisal po ako.
Father: Ano ba ang kasalanan mo?
Killer: Pumatay po ako ng 20 tao?
Father: Ha? Bakit?
Killer: Kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po ba naniniwala rin?
Father: Dati...pero ngayon e trip-trip na lang...
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