Gloria is a lucky b***h

• FPJ and Roco (her political rivals) died.
• Cardinal Sin (protest icon of the Catholic majority), too.
• Rene Saguisag (Erap's lawyer)
  was hospitalized due to a vehicular accident.
• Pacquiao (her political mascot) won.
• Cory (protest icon of the middle class) is ailing.

Erap should worry.