A forwarded text joke (College Vocabulary)

• absent = to protest to a lousy teacher
• allowance = force that motivates a student to go to school
• ballpen = best seller of the bookstore
• bonus = the key to passing the exam
• I.D. = alternative ruler to draw straight lines
• late = happens when the teacher arrives earlier than you expected
• studying = causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill
• clinic = home of the best actors and actresses
• tomorrow = deadline